DJ Euphemista

Stiletto Heels and a Digital Pulse

Right Before the Bass Drops.

Before the color is rung out of the nighttime sky and the floor is feeling the weight of my faithful thumping tribe, i sit all alone in the booth with my decks and Brit. Yep, i listen to that shit too and i throw it on the remix decks. Check it:

They can never bring themselves to leave me.

Latest & Greatest Sounds


Drunk from Bangkok to Belgrade

Book me

I'm great at what i do and i make the crowd happy. If that sounds like something you want then click on the "contact" link below and shoot me a message. I prompt, professional, polished and very talented. You won't regret hiring the Euphemista.

Cook for me . . . or,

DJ's starve for their art, literally. Send food please! Just kidding, really!!

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Just needed a third one.

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Pick up a copy of my sonic solution . . its dripping with Bangkok sweat.